My name is Sarah. I'm 22 & I'm from North America. I'm a mix of all kinds of people but to simplify I guess I'm just "white". I am a woman & I'm cis, but most importantly I'm a human being.I'm an optimist & a dreamer with intentions to change the world for the better someday. As for how I'm going to do that, I have no idea, because I'm still figuring this whole life thing out. All I know is that something in me sees all the negativity that is in our world & wants to change it. I want to make people feel like there's someone fighting for them & their struggles. I want them to know they aren't alone. We're all on this planet together & even if you don't know me, I'm here for you. So, tag along & join me on this crazy journey of life. I'll do my best to make you smile. :)
thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
(via in-a-summer-love)
"Digital space, then, is the next front in the civilizational war on entropy that we have always been waging. Cities are as important as ever in this phase, although the form they will assume is uncertain. The internet may absorb certain time-honored functions of the city (and it’s already doing so) but there is a limit to how far this process can go. Algorithmic recommendation systems will eventually descend into entropic noise unless fed by the real cultural wealth that cities generate. Apps like Yelp, Meetup, and Foursquare are built directly upon the geography of the physical city and cannot exist without it, and Amazon’s supply chain requires dense population centers to work efficiently. Like suburban sprawl, the tendency of the digital world is toward entropy, endlessly piling up data and discarding nothing. Without the restraining and ordering effects of cities that world will eventually become a Library of Babel, a channel muddled by bots talking to bots. We might stop using the physical city to shop, meet strangers, or consume entertainment, but when we finally escape every need we have for cities, it will mean we’ve also finally escaped our need for civilization."
Civilization and the War on Entropy (via azspot)(via azspot)
DUDE a parrot could ABSOLUTELY learn all of the Bluth family’s chicken impersonations
i can’t believe i’m living in a world where that CAN happen but HASN’T
i can’t stop thinking about this
(via babbleghoul)
parks and recreation rewatch | one moment per episode
➞ 2.01 Pawnee Zoo
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
(via pizza)
do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
(via pizza)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
Why does’t this have more notes
(Source: casualcynic, via pizza)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(via pizza)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
